My 1st time……

Hey everyone......I am personally shocked that I am writing a blog....my very own blog!! Lolz... Anyone who knows me, will know how extremely lazy I am and will just laugh on the very thought of me writing a blog. But, hey here I am. Actually, I love writing, but, the only problem with me is, my thoughts run at super sonic speed. So fast, that my pen / typing can not keep up with the speed...

So, I was thinking what my 1^st blog should be about..when it struck me….My 1^st time….lolz….

1)      My 1^st Fight: My mom tells me this story. Even now she finds it hilarious.

Year: 1990

Place: Mumbai

Background: Fancy Dress competition (I was Bharat Mata!)

Scene: One fellow, he had dressed up as a milk man. I won the 1^st prize. He did not like it. So, he hit me with a spoon. I got angry and I pushed him. He fell on a bench and hurt his head. Hahahahah…..

Conclusion: He never messed with me thereafter. Lolz…

2)      My 1^st Prize:  Was 1^st in Elocution competition in Jr. KG. My topic was “War and Peace”. And you know what I spoke?? Some by hearted shit written by my Dad and then sang Saare Jahaan se Achcha… Hindustan Hamaara…..and I won a Top Cat Comic book. Man I was patriotic….Bharat Mata and then this…..lolz…

3)      My 1^st Lie: I never lie!!! Lolz…. You think I’l even remember this???!!!

4)      My 1^st Crush: I would have admired a lot of guys in my early years, but, my 1^st serious crush was in 7^th Std. This guy was my senior and I thought he was the ultimate guy! I was head over heels in love with him. But, you know how crushes end. We shifted and thus ended my 1^st crush!

5)      My 1^st Kiss: Well I am not telling you this…hahahahha….

6)      My 1^st Mobile: My 1^st Mobile was an LG piece. (Don’t remember the handset no.). But, it was a silver color phone. I was so ecstatic when my dad gifted it to me on my 15^th B’day. I was a proud owner of a mobile phone!!!!

7)      My 1^st Drink: Was a Vodka shot…..when?? I guess it’s been a while…don’t even remember…hahahah….

8)      My 1^st Failure: Yes, I got an ATKT once, in Economics. I hated that subject! And plus I was working then I did not study at all. I felt so ashamed that I studied hard and then passed out with flying colors.

9)      My 1^st Job: Arrrggggghhhhh…..was my worst experience. I had got a job after my Grads in a Consulting firm as an HR Executive. My work sucked, my boss sucked more….I hated it sooooooooooooooo much that I resigned in the 1^st month itself. But that stupid boss did not accept my resignation and hence, i had to abscond!

10)  My 1^st Salary: Was very less….but I still bought gifts for my Mom, Grandmom and both of my Grandpas

 So, here it is. A small snapshot of my life. I’ve been weird. And have done a lot more weirder things.

Shall update soon. Do let me know if you like it. Join me…Follow me…and make me feel important.

Hahahah….  

PS. This blog is dedicated to Ms. Madhuvanti Mohan....my esteemed colleague...from whom I learn and unlearn so many things. If it was not for her, my blog would have never existed!!!